I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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