Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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