Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Randomize
