found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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