so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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