Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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