Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
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