let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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