i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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