This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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