When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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