Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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