Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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