if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
DR UNK TOWN USA
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She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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