What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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