My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Just high enough for therapy.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
