Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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