Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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