I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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