There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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