Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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