just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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