My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Randomize
