Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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