WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
