i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
God, I missed his penis.
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