i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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