just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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