Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
my sisters under your porch take her home
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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