I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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