even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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