You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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