Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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