so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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