doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
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