Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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