Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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