Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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