I'm drive I can fine osifer
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
