When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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