No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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