I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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