no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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