Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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