He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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