that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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