the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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