So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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