dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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