We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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