her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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