My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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