so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Come see our sink grown plant.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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