piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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