Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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