You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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