dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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