Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Randomize
